Cities at nite

Rio De Janerio:

Paris:

Niagara Falls:

Amusing visit to the doc

I went to the polyclinic again on Sat as my one-month supply of meds has finished. Reached there slightly before 12pm but still needed to wait till nearly 1.30pm to finish everything from consultation to meds pickup to getting the hospital referral letter.

It was a funny encounter with the doc which my sis nearly peng when she heard what the doc did.

First he saw my blood test results and readings were too low this time (last visit was too high so the doc reduced my dosage) and he said “I duno how to increase the dosage this time” then went into thinking mode while I sat there waiting. He finally increased it slightly by adjusting the per day dosage.

Then while he told me how he would increase it, he started taking out a pile of notes from somewhere and flipped to search thru for more information on my ailment. I was like amused at his actions coz it’’s not really that ideal for that behaviour, ain’t it? My sis said he should have asked me to go out for a while, looked thru his notes, then get me to come in again.

He asked if was had ever seen a specialist, which I said I did ask before when I was diagnosed earlier, but they said it was not necessary. So he said he would refer me to one to check out.

He got me to choose which hospital I wanted to go to. First I said SGH coz my sis is attached there now. He kept quiet and so I thought TTSH since the bro-in-law is there, before he said maybe JMC or AH will be faster. I chose AH coz everytime I go to JMC, I get lost.

Anyway, the doc sounded like he’s new. Maybe a houseman. Or at least the flipping of his notes confirmed it.

I told my sis that I initially asked for SGH but since he didn’t say anything I finally settled for AH. She said that SGH is cross-cluster so maybe that was the slight hesitation.

And so it’s this Friday the appointment is fixed. I actually forgot to tell the doc that I did a scan earlier on which I only recalled when my sis asked me.

I need to take half day leave then…sigh…

Top Gear 3 car challenge in Paris

This is really .

Enjoy.

Why Bill Gates SOLD OFF Microsoft… ???

Letter from Banta Singh to Mr. Bill Gates of Microsoft…

Subject: Problems with my new computer.

Dear Mr. Bill Gates,

We have bought a computer for our home and we have found some problems, which I want to bring to your notice.

1. There is a button ‘start‘ but there is no ‘stop‘ button. We request you  to check this.

2. We find there is ‘Run‘ in the menu. One of my friends clicked ‘run’ he  ran up to Amritsar ! So, we request you to change that to ‘Sit‘, so that  we can click that by sitting.

3. One doubt is whether any ‘Re-Scooter‘ is available in system? I find only ‘Re-Cycle‘, but I own a scooter at my home..

4. There is ‘Find‘ button but it is not working properly… My wife lost the  door key and we tried a lot trace the key with this ‘find’ button, but  was unable to trace. Please rectify this problem..

5. My child learnt ‘Microsoft Word‘ now he wants to learn ‘Microsoft Sentence‘, so when you will provide that?

6. I always wonder why you have kept ‘Enter‘ button without keeping the ‘exit’ button ?

7. It is surprising that windows says ‘My Pictures‘ but there is ‘not even a single photo of mine’. So when will you keep my photo in that.

8. There is ‘MICROSOFT OFFICE‘ what about ‘MICROSOFT HOME‘ since I use the  PC at home only.

9. You provided ‘My Recent Documents‘. When you will provide ‘My Past Documents‘?

10. You provide ‘My Network Places‘.. For God sake please do not provide ‘My Secret Places‘… I do not want to let my wife know where I go after my office hours.

Regards,

Banta

Last one from me to Mr Bill Gates :

Sir, how is it that your name is GATES but u are selling WINDOWS…???

Kua kua kua

After that weird call, everything just seemed to be weird for me too. Like I suddenly ran out of luck.

I met with JL to buy a present for AA whose birthday celebration’s on Sat. Oh oh, I need to say this out, for I am really bewildered how this could have happened.

Digressing…

Supposed to meet JL and YX at Suntec to look for the present. For some weird reason,  we couldn’t see YX at all though he said he was coming to look for us from the fountain. Waited and waited, still didn’t see him. We decided to go Nike and look for a potential present and so told him to go wait for us where Mango is.

He called to say, yes, he’s at Mango, but we couldn’t see him at all.

And guess what?

Through the week

Been really busy for the past few days.

Was out till late on Monday. After the visit to Gleneagles, we went out for dinner and coffee. I tried to get a bag from Aldo for JL, but I wasn’t really impressed with them. I wanted to buy shoes instead, but….save money better.

It was quite surprising that even on Mondays, there were lots of people still hanging around at Starbucks. Don’t they need to go to school. Yes, they really looked like young kids. I didn’t enjoy my drink really. I thought it tasted like coffee with a lot of condensed milk.

Went over to Mr Bean for further chat. Still quite a bit of people.

I think Singaporeans nowadays dun sleep.

Ads that make me laff

While I was watching the trailers before the Incredible Hulk movie last weekend, 2 ads actually caught my eye.

One was a drink commercial, from one of the well-known company in Singapore.

One was actually some well-known movie, part 2.

The drink commercial: it was so cheesy. One that makes me want to say OMG for many times throughout the commercial.

It looks so low budget, and G even commented that the lady might be the admin staff of the company, while the guy might be the sales guy there.

It was so cheesy that some of us laughed when it ended.

I wonder who’s the advertising agency who did that.

The second one was a joke too. But a sensible one. Remember the movie Money Not Enough by Jack Neo? Well, there’s going to be a part 2 soon.

If you go to GV for most of your shows, you’ll realise that many of the commercials which reminds you to silent your phone while watching the movie will be acted according by actors/actresses of new upcoming shows. This one is the same, with Mark Lee and Henry Thia in the ad. And the good thing is, I found the ad in you tube:

Laugh on…

Ah beng jokes

Ah Beng bought a new mobile.
He sent a message to everyone from his Phone Book & said,
‘My Mobile No. Has changed.
Earlier it was Nokia 3310. Now it is 6610′

Ah Beng : I am a Proud, coz my son is in Medical College.
Friend: Really, what is he studying.
Ah Beng: No, he is not studying, they are Studying him.

Ah Beng : Doctor, in my dreams, I play football every night.
DR: Take this tablet, you will be ok.
Ah Beng : Can I take tomorrow, tonight is final game.

Ah Beng : If I die, will u remarry?
Wife: No! I’ll stay with my sister. But if I die will u remarry?
Ah Beng : No, I’ll also stay with your sister.

Ah Beng : People consider me as a ‘GOD’
Wife: How do you know??
Ah Beng : When I went to the Park today, everybody said,
Oh GOD! U have come again.

Ah Beng complained to the police: ‘Sir, all items are missing,
except the TV in my house.’
Police: ‘How the thief did not take TV?’
Ah Beng : ‘I was watching TV news…’

Ah Beng comes back 2 his car & find a note saying ‘Parking Fine’
He Writes a note and sticks it to a pole ‘Thanks for complement.’

How do you recognize Ah Beng in School?
He is the one who erases the notes from the book when the teacher erases
the board.

Once Ah Beng was walking he had a glove on one hand and not on other.
So the man asked him why he did so. He replied that the weather forecast
announced that on one hand it would be cold and on the other hand it would
be hot.

Ah Beng in a bar and his cellular phone rings. He picks it up and
Says ‘Hello, how did you know I was here?’

Ah Beng : Why are all these people running?
Man – This is a race, the winner will get the cup
Ah Beng – If only the winner will get the cup, why others running?

Teacher: ‘I killed a person’ convert this sentence into future tense
Ah Beng : The future tense is ‘u will go to jail’

Ah Beng told his servant: ‘Go and water the plants!’
Servant: ‘It’s already raining.’
Ah Beng : ‘So what? Take an umbrella and go.’

Be careful of your name

Some of your might have seen this before, but be careful what you name your future child.

Anne Chang (Mandarin)-Dirty
Anne Chin (Mandarin) – Keep quiet
Faye Chen (Mandarin) – Dusty
Carl Cheng (Mandarin) – Buttock
Monica Cheng(Hokkien)- Touch yr buttocks
Lucy Leow (Hokkien) – You are dead
Jane Tan (Mandarin) – Frying eggs
Suzie Leow (Hokkien) – Lost till death
Henry Mah (Mandarin) – Hate your mum
Corrine Tai (Hokkien) – Poor fellow
Paul Chan (Mandarin) – Bankrupt
Nelson Tan (Mandarin) – Bird laying eggs
Leslie Tong (Mandarin) – Rubbish bin
Carmen Teng (Hokkien) – Leg hair long
Connie Mah (Cantonese) – Call your mother
Danny See (Hokkien) – Squeeze you to death
Rosie Teng (Hokkien) – Screws and nails
Pete Tsai (Hokkien) – Nose droppings
Macy Koh (Cantonese) – Never die before

Can you believe it?

Before you think that getting drunk is cool…

Maybe some of you have already seen such photos somewhere in your mailboxes, but here are some which I thought was pretty funny…

No cab luck and something which made me laugh non-stop

Brought my car to the service centre this morning, with the sky threatening to cry.

Since I was there before 8am, I handed over the car pretty fast. But I had not much luck with cabs though.

Other than plenty of them being on ‘hired’ mode, I had one which was hailed away by a person who ngam ngam walked out to the pavement and just flagged it with a few wags of his hand while walking.

So pissed lor. It was just perfect timing for him though I was frantically waving my hand to that cab driver to catch his attention, to signal that I had been waiting there for some time.

Taxi kena hijacked in the end. *bleah*

The next one that came along…was tailgating a van soooooooo close, that when the roads split he ended up not seeing me at all. And that cab was free from passengers.

I think a few people who walked past me thought I was kuku coz I was cursing and swearing, quite audible actually.

A third one came along, and I was almost diao-ing someone who was walking out from the car showrooms and before me. Until he walked past me. And I had my hand flagging non stop, by the way.

Thank god. He stopped for me. A very polite Comfort Cab driver too.

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We are in the midst of getting sponsors for our D&D prizes, and I’ve heard one of our brokers suggesting something really funny.

AN called me and asked me if we could accept the prize.

I nearly pengz on hearing what they were suggesting. Not that we are turning up our noses at something, but….

Something special, they said.

Worth RM500.

And that is…

Kids are just so…

…innocently kieut.

Kid: Daddy, daddy. You want your money, life or…your underwear?
Daddy: …
Kid: Mummy, mummy. You want your money, life or your underwear?
Mummy: …

Jon and I heard him said that and we both started laughing. Obviously the parents found their kid a bit bo liao to want to answer him. And the kid still kept repeating the same thing to his parents. Haha~

The family were just staying opposite our rooms while we were at Tioman.

Kua kua kua…

What’s worse than getting caught by the police for doing something wrong?

It’s this.

Where you wanted to steal a car but ended up having to escape by running, and failed.

Ah duh…

Like that also can?

That’s why we love Africa…